The Plague

And the first time parent award goes to: Me! I've just been up in the middle of the night for the last two hours dealing with an irritable and then puking kid. Why? Oh, just because I fed him sausage and cheese and pediasure before putting him to bed. You know, just a day and a half after he last puked. Just a day and a half after I lectured Lucas about resting Miles' GI system with a bland diet. Ugh. The worst. 

And his room smells like puke so we've got the windows open and the fan on high. And the little dude is sound asleep (finally) next to me in bed. Lucas is asleep in the guest room. And me? Wide awake! Staring at the ceiling. Mind racing. 

Parenthood!